ramennochibi:

phinflynn:

image

"Ah, Perry the platypus!"

image

"What an unexpected -"

image

"WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!"

image

"You’re trapped!"

image

"By societal convention!"

image

"Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

image

"That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down."

image

the writers for this show deserve more credit man

(Source: phinflynn, via amypoehleroid)

561,135 notes

yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

(via xinfalliblex)

479,136 notes

rapldashing:

I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep

(via unpresentable)

304,395 notes

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

(Source: wh1rring, via fanfiction-before-blood)

862,137 notes

lotrlockedwhovian:

kishikaiisei:

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

And/or flop somewhere comfortable and tumble and not talk much except to show each other some stupid thing you found online

(via rachelovesklaine)

407,332 notes